Cracked Comedy investigates the prolific tweeter in charge, and quickly debunks his childishly simple scams to fool followers.Three average Twitter users sit down to look at Trump’s tweets and immediately discern dastardly patterns of deceit!
The first thing you’ll notice is that there are a great many accounts who post on Trump’s Twitter page, and most, ALL – are complimentary. The messages are so beautiful, that within seconds @RealDonaldTrump re-tweets them.He then presumably feels flushed with love and affection which can never fill that dark, endless void in his soul.
Oddly though, when you click on that person’s handle, you’re often likely to find that person hasn’t tweeted before. In other words, it’s a fake – or “alternative account” for Trump
The panel finds many other clues that the briefest of inquiries would point out, if Trump’s followers were savvy enough to investigate.
One might think that with the added responsibilities of his new job that Trump would curtail his tweeting…Not so! Trump loves Tweeting, it makes him feel better. He can create lies that are obviously lies without censor from the ‘crooked media.’ It’s like the table full of blank folders. As one investigator observes; “We didn’t need that prop for your lie to be true. And – you didn’t even put time and effort into making it believable!”
To borrow very loosely from Mary Poppins: How hard can it be to remove this Super-simple, pussy-grabbing,narcissistic tweeter?