Cleaning up today I found this email and my reply from a few years ago. It’s a must share. Shittiest email spam of them all
From: magic <[email protected]>
Hello of friends! Someone makes your life hell? I can help you! I can
influence the fate so negatively by concentration of humans so that it
to die! I have this ability since my childhood. Why functioned I do not
know it. I need only one photo (no printing, no in-scanned picture
etc.!) and the rufnamen of the person. The effect usually occurs within
2 months by a usually which was to blame for accident. I can influence
the type of the accident. Information about the normal endangerment of
the person (e.g. weapons, driving a car, mountain pastes etc..)
increase the probability of success. If I daily 10 minutes invest and
30 days am situated my success ratio with approx. 60%! Prices: 50 US $
per day probability of success: Only 1 day: approx. 10% (50 US$) until
30 days: approx. 60 % (1500 US $) Who wants to use the chance transmits
cash (US $ or equivalent in other currency), photo and above-mentioned
information on Code: magic p.o. box 45 A-3830 Waidhofen/Th Austria
Europe. emails in another language than German are ignored!
Reply Rackjite <[email protected]> We all pooped in a bag! It’s on the way! You take IOUs right?