If there is nothing much of value to share and fill in the 24-hour news cycle,and in this race there isn’t, it’s time to trot out the techno marvels. Like shiny keys these gizmos and flashing lights will hold our attention and stop us from clicking over to another news channel, or a re-run of Spongebob Sqarepants…Or that is the thinking. It doesn’t work with me. I’m becoming a fan of The Turtle Man on TLC or something like that. HELP.
Be among the first to see The Really Big Board. Be amazed by The Wolf Blitzerbot, and by the time the Hologram Republicans arrive there is a Situation brewing in the Situation Room!