Oklahoma! What a concept, making masturbation illegal. The enforcement boggles the mind. But then again Oklahoma is the only ALL RED state we have. Every county votes Republican. All Red All the Time. Though to be objective it is really ALL BROWN. It is also a state with the most sand, dirt, rocks and dead Indians. And the home of Danny Inofe! The dumbest man in the US Senate. And Oral Roberts who gave us the literal height of Jesus Christ at 110 feet. I spent a year there in the Army. It is the worst place I ever been. The only people who like it there sing songs from fringe lined surrey’s.
