How will gun enthusiasts in social media now intimidate everyone who doesn’t like their comments without them knowing they have a gun and are just aching to use it without the gun Emoji?
This is a heavier blow to them than you may think. While you may have many loves and interests and things to do, gun enthusiasts have only one thing on their mind, to kill people and animals or practice killing people and animals. Mostly birds, deer, Negroes, squirrels, Mexicans, wabbits, opossums, Muslims and gun grabbing liberals.
Of course they could spend $.99 and buy a real gun emoji, but most of them don’t have an extra $.99 to waste, they spent all their money at Walmart buying pallets of guns, ammo and camo outfits. Ammo & Camo! What a good name for a band, a movie, a book, a magazine, a Reality TV series. I should copyright that.
But I did take note of this sketch beings quite softball. A growing trend I have noticed in the media since November 9th. Or as we now know it, 119. That morning each one of us will never forget what we were doing and where we were when we heard that a psychotic vindictive narcissist buffoon would become our next president.
The media is scared as they well should be. The Donald never met Vladimir Putin, so why does he like him so much? Because he invaded The Crimea? Or is trying to militarily take The Ukraine? Of fighting for Assad in Syria? Or because he has murdered 46 reporters who he didn’t like? So far our coming president has has only defined reporters as “lying scum” and declared that “CNN is Fake News.” So he has a ways to go to match Putin on that front.
But some still have the balls to stand up and be counted. The New York Times, Meryl Streep, Alec Baldwin, Bill Maher, Hugh Laurie and above all Samantha Bee. You go girl!