We import twice as much oil from Canada as we do Saudi Arabia. Wow…
Canadians have universal health with mandates that covers everyone. Which as Republicans confirm hundreds of times a day, that makes Canada a wrong headed socialist state.
While on the other hand, Saudi Arabia is a conservative theocracy that outlaws abortion, gay marriage, has prayer in schools and puts God first.
Wait… I have just been informed that Saudi Arabia, the most conservative theocratic dictatorship in the world, also has universal health care. So… What’s a poor Republican hillbilly to do? We need to find a nation to emulate that has no universal health. Hmmm… Somalia! That’s it! And boy oh boy do they have a lot of gun fun there! And that Libertarian ideology! A true NRA Nirvana! And Tribe’s-Rights dominate!
Why can’t we be more like Somalia? Wait. We are more like Somalia than any place else!