Ladies who have tired of dating apps and the endless search for Mr Right, will be delighted with EternaKitty, the cat who lives as long as you! Who wouldn’t love a cat who can (and will) give foot rubs, and who does nearly everything else we want a man to do around the house? Not only is he handy, but he’s never heading out the door for a pack of cigarettes – or to hike the Appalachian Trail, never to return.
For those who aren’t ready to give up on sex, and still wish to start a family, EternaKitty 2.0 is the answer. This special hybrid cat/human is close to perfection. He does everything the smaller model does, with one very important plus. Word to wise, locate a place that sells litter economically and in bulk. You won’t want this one spotted in the neighbor’s roses!