There is of course an endless stream of videos depicting Donald Trump as the buffoon he is, but seldom do we see such a spot on rendition of Melania doing her thing, pouting to get the lips full and the cheekbones high.
I just read that the Ayatollah Phil Robertson has asked to be Donald Trump’s White House spiritual adviser, saying that all the dirty sexual dirt that will soon appear on Trump can be washed away if Donald will become born again and except Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior. Once you are born again everything you did prior to that is washed clean. But hey, Catholics get that every Saturday afternoon born again or no.
I think I got this born again thing figured out. It is for those who grow up to realize that down deep they are very horrible people and finding Jesus is the only why to keep out prison or the death chamber. With the option of QUIETLY staying horrible.