Donald Trump plays the rubes well because he is one of them, though a self declared genius rube, after all he tells us, some people say he is the smartest man in the world. If Beavis or Butthead began with $100 million 40 years ago how smart would they be now? Can you play Monopoly? How smart do you have to be to buy everything you and on? Expecially with a fat stack of orange $500 under the table.
The Donald sure did rube up 30,000 rubes and rubbettes at the Mobile, Alabama football stadium last Friday. When he told the crowd that his book – THE ART OF THE DEAL – was the greatest best selling business book of all time, it is only his second favorite book, “my favorite book is the Bible! Yes! The Bible!” The crowd held their babies on high while chanting “TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!” Many we must assume wet their pants. Later in the evening The Donald took to local Alabama Right-wing radio in support of Christmas! Yes! The Donald supports Christmas.
“I go out of my way to use the word ‘Christmas,’ there’s an assault on anything having to do with Christianity, they don’t want to use the word Christmas anymore at department stores, there’s always lawsuits and unfortunately a lot of those lawsuits are won by the other side. I will assault that. I will go so strongly against so many of the things when they take away the word Christmas.”
As you know we have skipped Christmas since Fox News went on the air.
In fact it looks like Trump may very well be the Republican nominee for President. We most certainly have enough nitwits in America that will vote for him, it’s just question of if they will be sober enough to get to the polling place. As it stands today h wins with the Tea Party, he wins with Republican moderates and he wins with Republican evangelicals. But what about the demographics of losing the Hispanic vote making it impossible to win the general election? Hispanics love Donald and he will get more of them to vote for him than anyone else! He will give them all jobs.
But that silliness aside, rounding up 11 million Mexicans and their babies and nuking Muslim more than makes up for Hillary Clinton’s email server! Which may very well be the greatest breach of security since we hung Benedict Arnold. If fact the MSNBC “Hillary’s Email Server Show” this morning had Joe the Blow Scarborough saying everyone questions why Hillary Clinton is not already serving time in federal prison. With Mika nodding agreement. So much for Mika ever getting a interview with Hillary. This is not to even mention, Benghazi or who wants a strong uppity woman running any show?