Message to Melania, be sure to always wear clean underwear.
Hate to let Kathy Griffin get all the credit with a photoshoot of pretend props that ruined her career without giving it a shot myself. But let me do it with a real fking historic photo.
Benny Hill went out at the age of 68 from kidney failure due to diabetes.
Benito Mussolini and his lady Clara Petacci went out at the age of 62 and 33 hung by their toes by their own people.