Ah, The Donald with songs from the great Broadway musicals, I once loved a boy named The Donald.
With the choice between Benito Mussolini and Joe McCarthy for the GOP nomination the wise course is going with tail-gunner Ted who will do all that he can to follow the Iranian model of turning America into an intolerant theocracy. But Cruz cannot do it overnight, he has to first put Fred Phelps on the Supreme Court and his make his father the Attorney General, so it may take some time to get all our children into homofree Christian indoctrination centers.
While on the other hand it’s a good bet that El Duce will within a day or two suffer onto us an embargo, a trade war and a cold war with not just Cuba or the Soviet Union, but with the entire world. And what if finds out that China spoke ill of his mother or Putin bumped his quarter on the pool table? What then?
I saw a guy shoot another guy 9 times with a .45 over a quarter on a pool table some years ago, which along with the famous Jesus quote, “If a man slaps you on the cheek, rip his face off,” this is by far my favorite Donald Trump quote giving us a sense of what we may be in for.
“When someone crosses you, my advice is ‘Get Even!’ That is not typical advice, but it is real life advice. If you do not get even, you are just a schmuck! When people wrong you, go after those people because it is a good feeling and because other people will see you doing it. I love getting even. I get screwed all the time. I go after people, and you know what? People do not play around with me as much as they do with others. They know that if they do, they are in for a big fight.”