Tea Party darling, and (undercover Democrat) Susie Sampson donned her conservative disguise, the better to rub elbows with the white, working class folks who identify with the billionaire poster boy for Tourettes syndrome, Donald Trump. In one of Susie’s most hilarious and frightening interview segments, she speaks with a lot of white men of a certain age. With this kind of support, and Trump’s polling numbers the GOP should be happier than they appear!
Take a deep breath and prepare yourself to hear why so many white men of a certain age, are drawn to The Donald. The word ‘borders’ comes up frequently. One man interviewed believes American people are being forced to learn Spanish. I believe his problem could be remedied if he would only wait for the prompt when he calls his bank – ‘Press one for English’ Zeke, no one is forcing you to learn anything…Perish the thought!
While Susie’s clutch of bubbas bemoan jobs lost to “Hispanics who don’t even speak English”- I so want her to make them face the numbers of illegal immigrants Trump employs. Worse yet is their ignorance of Trump’s practice of sending his garment work overseas to be done for pennies on the dollar while the American garment industry grows cobwebs.
I’ll have to settle for the tale she tells the border fan pictured, about Trump yelling “You’re FIRED, MEXICO” while standing on the border, “just like George Washington.” Our pigeon claims to remember the historic moment. Reportedly it was ‘excellent.’ They’re loyal, but delusional.