Don’t you come home Ed Snowden, don’t you come home.
Not only may they put Ed Snowden in prison for the rest of his life, but there are many who would like to execute him, some like New York Congressman Peter King would take pleasure in executing him personally. So please find a nice place to settle down like Brazil or Equator; some kinder, gentler nation.
To make matters even worse for the Fox News “Kill Snowden” crowd, his advocate Glenn Greenwald is a queer living in Buttsex, Brazil married to some exotic male dog rescuing foreigner. I am sure that same Fox News crowd is also well aware that Greenwald left both Salon and The Guardian and is now funded exclusively for eBay billionaire Pierre Omidyar. What is that? French Muslim? Quebec Indian? Whatever, it’s foreign sounding, unAmerican and Jesus hates him.
But who cares what I say, or what the NYTs says, or even what Rand Paul has to say. What’s important is what Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty has to say. After all, are we a nation of men or a nation of swampfuks?