What are you doing watching TV on Easter anyway? I will be tuned into Antique Roadshow, as they travel to Fargo. It may be the only show worth watching this weekend! Lipstick Liberal parodies a Fargo lady who’s been ‘galivantin’ around flea markets and come across some odd old items. One ancient looking cup comes in handy as a pooper scooper for four-footed (I presume) “Pepper” who doesn’t mind that it’s not new and shiny. By the time she unloads the rest of her ‘junk’ hoping to recoup the ten bucks she’s invested, the Antique Roadshow expert is having ecstatic visions – of billions of dollars.
Bad luck that her chalice is so darned old, and those rusty nails are good for nothin’ – oh, and that piece of cloth that she can’t get the stain out of! I suspect she’d sell it for paint rags in a heartbeat. Yes, it’s silly. Then again, Van Gogh paintings have been found patching old chicken coops. If indeed the Holy Grail is a literal cup, it could well be festering in a barn in Fargo. Stay tuned!
For those keeping tabs, an exciting and real find has been made, which may prove Jesus was indeed a married man. To read more about the papyrus which has everyone talking, click here. Just be thankful this lady in Fargo didn’t find it, she might have written her grocery list on it!