I have 4 good shirts and about 20 bad shirts. I also have two pair of shoes and two pair of long pants. I have 10 good pair of shorts. I don’t ever wear socks. I don’t wear underwear since my hemorrhoids magically disappeared 10 years ago. I have never worn any jewelry including a watch or rings. I have no hardware on my face, tongue, nipples or penis. So there you have my bio.