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Ellen, Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow have never…

I have never sextedIn Ellen’s game of celebrities admitting or denying some universal human foibles, it for the most part turns into the old Venus versus Mars thing, after all why is it okay for gals to sext their stuff but if men do it all Hell breaks loose?

I am not sure why. I would need to see all the sexting photos from all the sexting women in the world to make that decision. My email address is easy to find here.

And Ellen, Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow have all had sex on an airplane. My mind’s eye is having trouble with the Ellen part of that? Which then got me wondering if Michael Moore is a member of the mile high club?

I fly a few times a year, I used to fly a few times a week, and I don’t recall ever being in an airplane toilet. I didn’t know they were so roomy. Also not being a celebrity, I did not take not do any airplane dating. In fact I don’t even recall being on a “date” of any kind. I mean once you both accept being a couple does going out count as a date anymore?