. Before you try to fast-track that weight loss resolution Roger, the painfully honest pitchman from Cracked, reveals the unvarnished truth about weight loss programs. Resolving to lose weight at the dawn of a new year is as American as hot apple pie, topped with luscious ice cream…Or any other treat you’ve vowed to eschew until you’re too slim to cast a shadow. On any given day,108 million Americans are struggling to lose weight. But, with the help of the massively profitable weight loss industry, our long-term success rate is truly breath taking…Yay, you five percent!
It’s just good business to keep us coming back. If we lost weight and kept it off after buying their freeze-dried, fat-free, gluten-free, high-carb, low-carb,diet plans, fun apps, expensive supplements and weird herbal cures, their profit margin would be flatter than our abs.
Roger bursts our weight loss bubble by exposing the various,and devious methods the weight loss industry uses to make us feel hopeful, then guilty and resolved to try again.
Roger claims the key to lasting,healthy weight loss is something called – moderation. Where do you buy that?