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Facebook entries makes everyone unelectable by 2040


Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook

What a problem. So the GOP has found Jeevis Jones in Appalachia who avoided Facebook because he is illiterate. They are already grooming him for coming Republican Primaries to see if he can compete with the likes of Michele Bachman, Herman Cain, The Donald, Rick Santorum, and of course Sarah Palin. Jason Jeeves, though illiterate and living in a hole full of mud in Happy Hollar does not need much coaching, he already has the GOP platform under control, he is staunchly Pro Gun rights, and agin’ baby killing. So he is already on an even keel with the GOP Primary contestants of 2012?