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Fantasy Football Reality, The Onion

fantasy football realityOh my God, pretend football is now the biggest sport in America. Fake wrestling comes in second. Hold it.  And 90% of us believe that invisible flying sky monsters are watching our every move. And not to forget the evolution lie, the climate change hoax, supply side economics and that we are all just getting started on our journey to that beach front mansion in Malibu.

Most of us live our lives in this fantasy world. And those few who do see the silliness of it all do drugs instead. So… Don’t Bogart that joint my friend…