For those of us who feared we might never see Trump get his two scoops of just desserts, the news that the FBI opened an inquiry on Trump after he fired James B. Comey is encouraging. The list of Trump’s suspicious and bizarre behavior involving Putin is so long that Omarosa’s claim of seeing Trump eating a piece of paper in the Oval Office is relatively forgettable. It’s quite probable that Trump acted as his own paper shredder; it is only recently that he has claimed to be a “professional of tech.”