How many times has a proud expectant mother suddenly placed a hand on her tummy and said something along these lines. “Ooph! He’s kicking again, this baby is so active.” Daddy proudly adds, “This boy’s going to be a star football player. He’ll support us in our early retirement, heh heh!” Don’t you wish you didn’t know now what baby had really been doing when you invited all of your friends to feel your active tummy? Susie Sampson who authors The TeaPartyReport has some strong feelings on the latest news about little boy fetuses, and what they do when they’re just hangin’ around for about nine months. Assuming the news about girls being chaste is true, do girls find something to read?
“Fetuses can masturbate??!! Can it be true? I don’t know if my conservative heart can take such blasphemy! Babies are supposed to be pure and according to Congressman Burgess from Texas, boy babies are masturbatin’ all the time. Yuck if you ask me. This does however mean that the girls remain pure and chaste. Phew. Sex and babies have nothin’ to do with one another!”