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The First Internet President in 2952, Reveals All NSFW

The First Internet President of 2052 Has Revealed it All Online NSFW

Fred Williamson would like to be President in 2052. He had the Internet his whole life. So…there’s a few things he’d like to clear up about the stuff he posted when he was younger.

Barack Obama still contends with birthers who refuse to believe official birth records, and rumor mongers who claim the Muslim Brotherhood is camped in the White House…All pulled out of their imaginations, and passed off as ‘news.’

Compare this to Fred Williamson, whose lifelong views on every issue are preserved on the internet. His opponent too is chronicled, so accusations that Fred Williamson “hates girls” and has posted photos of his entire posterior (from all angles)  won’t have the damaging effect they would in today’s world. We know where the two candidates spent their formative years online, and while it’s not a commendable history, no one can really throw the first stone.
“Vote for the candidate that’s like you, who used to call things fake and gay, but doesn’t care if people are fake or gay today!”                                                                             Well, at least he likes dogs…That’s a plus!