Seth Meyers examines Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump’s first presidential debate, and anualyzes how Trump performed despite rumors that he prepared very little. It turns out that the rumors gave Trump credit for more preparation than he deserved. Seth covers the highlights with great and hilarious accuracy.
According to the New York Times:
“Mr. Trump can get bored with both debate preparations and debates themselves…His advisers see it as a waste of time to try to fill his head with facts and figures.”
Why bother with boring preparation when you believe you’re on an old game show where you can call a friend to help with the sticky questions? The fact that Lester Holt wouldn’t call Sean Hannity is further proof that the whole thing’s rigged, I tell you!
Hillary sparkled in every way, including taking responsibility and apologizing for the email kerfuffle. Trump was allowed equal time to make up for his birther dementia. If love means never saying you’re sorry, Trump loves us a lot. He claims he did the American people and President Obama ‘a service’ with his disrespectful birther harping. I’m setting up a charity (Trump style) for the families of the missing Trump investigators who apparently have been lost in Hawaii since 2008. Email me.
Hillary beat Trump in every possible way but arm wrestling – only because there wasn’t time.
Trump was not without strategy. The Donald slugged down a copious amount of water with his little raccoon size hands. I Given the opportunity, I believe planned to call for a bathroom break, and then slither out the back door.
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