I dunno, I think the title of this article says it all…
Well wait a minute… I think the dumbest thing, with the dumbest people I have ever seen on TV, is Animal Planet’s "Finding Bigfoot."
"Did you hear that?"
"Shhhh…"
"Yeah, Yeah! That’s a Squatch!!"
So there you go. Change the name of the show to "Bigfoot Found."
Now the question that tires my soul is… Do people watch FINDING BIGFOOT because it makes them feel so much smarter than the nitwits they are watching on TV? Or are millions of people watching that because they too are just as stupid as the nitwits on TV? And on a related question. Are the people doing the show joking for money, or are they really that stupid?
I sure would like to do a spin-off of Finding Bigfoot called, FINDING JESUS. Search for sandal prints in the woods. His face or toast. The Virgin in a cloud. And of course gathering Jesus poop…