Well, the are right, men do get down on the slippery ladies room floors to crawl under the stalls to get their jollies. It happened last December in Boyton Beach Florida when the man pictured here did just that. Though there are a few caveats in this, the only recorded instance of it ever happening.
First off the man was not down there to watch her pee but to proposition her for sex – a new chapter in HOW TO PICK UP WOMEN. Secondly he was not transgender. Thirdly he was not pretending to be transgender. And lastly he was a dirty old man covered in restroom slippery floor gunk.
Where was this bathroom you may ask?
Let’s see if you can guess:
a) The Boyton Beach municipal airport
b) The Boyton Beach senior community center
c) McDonalds
d) Cracker Barrel
Methinks it not necessary for me to help you with the answer as I am sure you have already figured it out by your ownself.
Hey, I been screaming it from the rooftops for years now, that white gravy the put on everything down here turns stupid white people into even stupider and whiter people. White gravy needs to be drug scheduled at least higher than marijuana.
Florida Man Crawls Under Bathroom Stall To Solicit Sex From Granny
Boynton Beach police spokeswoman Stephanie Slater said the woman told police she was using the bathroom Tuesday afternoon when the man crawled under the stall and told her that he wanted to have sex with her.
She said he cursed at her, so she screamed for help and the man walked out of the bathroom.
Slater described the man as being “scruffy looking” and wearing a white T-shirt, shorts and a hat.
Anyone who recognizes the man from the surveillance photograph is asked to call Boynton Beach police.