Florida needs an intervention. “People love you Florida. It’s time to answer to a higher power than George Zimmerman.” So says Kamau Bell and other comedians who care enough about Florida to help her face her problems.
Those who love her beaches, her ocean-side retirement villages, and spring break parties know what Florida can be.
All too often we read of machete attacks, gun loons run amuck and education! Florida has the only state run university ‘owned’ by private citizens – those scamps the Koch brothers. On par, is Nathan Bedford Forrest High School named after the KKK Grand Wizard. C’Mon, snap out of it and work the steps Florida! You could turn into the land of overgrown escaped boa constrictors and wealthy dirt-bags like the fore-mentioned brothers…Maybe that wouldn’t be such a very bad thing?!