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FOD: Paul Revere’s Ride revised by Sarah Palin

The story of Paul Revere was originally a poem by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, but thankfully Sarah Palin has come forward to tell everyone the true story of his ride with bells on, and guns a’blazing.

If the two glamor girls of the far-out right can patch things up, Sarah Palin (specialty History), will make a fine instructor in Michele Bachmann’s remedial Congressional classes in the U.S. Constitution.