In Fort Worth, Texas [you know this just has to be a Texas story] Darrell Robertson found his wife in a pickup truck [you know it had to be a pickup truck] in the arms of another man. His wife Tracy Robertson noticing that her husband was witnessing her moment of passion screamed "rape!". Darrell got his gun and that was the end of Mr. LaSalle.
Or course a Texas jury [like any Texas jury] refused to indict Robertson because he had a Shoot Whoever You Want Card. This is the invisibile but very real card that states Texans can shoot whoever they please if they step onto their property, The Texas Castle Law. With the Joe Horn case pending without a long overdue indictment, it would seem that the Castle Law has been extended to our neighbor’s property. The card also allows Texans to shoot people hugging their wives, as in this case in which the state decided to indict his wife for her dishonest shout. She was
sentenced today to 5 years and can get out on probation in 2 years.
To make this Texas story even sweeter is this quote by husband Darrell Robertson to the press.
"When
I heard my wife sream and saw LaSalle trying to drive off from the
scene, I had no choice but to do what I did, If I had to do it over,
I’d do it again."
So there you have it. Here in Texas we have no choice but to shoot men hugging our wifes. Keep that in mind all you Yankees. Fort Worth Texas Wife gets 5 years for Husband’s Crime