Are you sick of the same old socialist point of view in your news and information?
Are you tired of hearing endless discussions explaining the points of view of people you have nothing in common with?
Does thinking for yourself make your brain hurt?
Then tune in the Fox News Channel and let Bill OReilly, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Brit Hume, Little Billy Kristol and the Republican Party do your thinking for you!
Save your mind for heavy conservative intellectual pursuits like fretting about your taxes and how your guns work! [HINT: Bullets go in slowly at one end and come out much faster at the other end]
Hear just one side of every story, the fair and balanced side!
Fox News knows what is most important to you!
Your family, your schools, your moral standards, your wars and most importantly your
taxes. Everything else is just so much crap!
The unemployed, the poor, the sick, the
homeless, the black, the brown, immigrants, foreigners, environmentalists,
feminists, queers and liberals are your enemy who only want to take everything you got.
If Liberals love all these losers so much, then let them send their money to support that endless stream of sexually active lazy criminals. Lives lived in hopeless urban decay is their choice. If they don’t like it there they can move somewhere else where we don’t have to see them.
Attend your local gun shows or contact the NRA who will help you amass an arsenal of assault rifles, Teflon bullets, Rhino rounds – and with a little look under the table – auto/switches and silencers rivaling any
drug cartel, religious cult or SWAT team!
The fair and balanced approach at Fox News helps you realize you are not alone.
Evolution is a lie and Climate Change a hoax which both lead to genocide and totalitarian communism. And Obama Fascism!
Fox News makes you feel good about yourself knowing you are not the only one who doesn’t give a rat’s ass about a bunch of
lazy minorities and homos living downtown somewhere.
And to think we care about ignorant brown NON-Christians on the other side of
the world? Get serious!
Not only do we not care, we are proud as Hell we do not care! It is what makes us good Christians, real Americans and patriotic Republicans.
We are not like them and we are damn sick and tired of being forced to share what we worked hard for with anyone, anywhere, at anytime, for any reason, ever.
THE OTHER GUY CAN GO TO HELL.
It’s what our guns are for.