In this parody trailer for an upcoming biopic we see Mitt Romney’s formative years. In evidence is the young bully and frustrated barber who would pick on, and cut the hair of a boy he thought to be gay. He would later be paid handsomely to bully the employees of companies that Bain Capital bought out. Somehow along the way Romney learned a valuable lesson; tell people what they want to hear – you can always deny it emphatically tomorrow.