Overheard at the Berlin Zoo where two gay male Humbolt penguins named Z and Vielpunkt – one couple of three gay pairs – incubated an abandoned egg and are now caring for their baby penguin.
"Well Z, you sure you want to be gay?"
"Well Vielpunkt, after giving it a lot of thought, it’s the right choice for us. It fits our lifestyle. Wearing skin tight tuxedos to bed, Sushi bars, and look what I have done with the cave!"
"What about adopting and having a family just like other penguins? Speaking of which, what will the other penguins say."
"Penguins are smarter than humans, we don’t’ give a shrimp’s ass what anyone else does so long as we are not eaten by sharks or Killer Whales."
If all the happy penguin movies and sweet climate change stories haven’t been enough to send Republicans so far up the walls their red ties get caught in the ceiling fan and whump, whomp the round theyt go kaknocking their pointy little heads against the walls. As no other penguins have been seen holding signs saying Z and Vielpunkt are going to Hell, or any screaching penguin noises at all, it can only be surmised that peguins are smarter than Republicans.
After all, if you link around this story it’s not only lots of gay penguins but lots of gay animals in the NATURAL world acting NATURALLY gay. Esquire on Gay Animals