This is the most exciting and revolutionary email program yet! Gmail Motion uses your computer’s built-in webcam and Google’s patented spatial tracking technology to detect your movements and translate them into meaningful characters and commands. Movements are designed to be simple and intuitive for people of all skill levels. You need only
memorize 12 simple body motions, which are done in a standing position. Using your full body, you can reply, compose, forward, send message, and archive without touching your keyboard!
P.S. Yes, I know it is April 2. I spent all of April 1 learning the 12 most important physical movements and sprained my ankle.