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God Responsible for Finding Victoria Osteen Innocent

In his closing argument God’s hot shot Houston lawyer Rusty Hardin said that Sharon Brown’s accusations against his client Victoria Osteen were a "sacrilege" and a "blasphemy"! This turned out to be the case as just 2 hours later the jury returned with a unanimous not guilty verdict.

Victoria Osteen stood and shouted "Thank you God!" and "Praise God!" even though the Texas supreme being was not actually seen anywhere in the courtroom.  But remember, the press is not allowed in the jury room so it will never be known if He was sitting with the jury in this case. God is not concerned with things like Darfur and world hunger, but is always at the ready to defend very rich, very Republican and very blond white women. Well when he is not at a gun show or down at the range anyway.  

Victoria’s husband, Joel Osteen added "It’s a great vindication and shows us the faithfulness of God." So not only did God take care of this couple in lieu of a race baiting gold digging uppity black witch, but He also stayed faithful to the Osteens. God knows who his friends are, he follows the money. 
So it is all over. The Harris Country jury foreman and oil company owner Gilles Labbe said it best. "It was a complete waste of time".  Surprise Witnesses Play Blond Card Victoria Osteen set to Win Texas Civil Suit