And on the sixth day, God sold out…But only after a lot of soul-searching about free-will, and a bit of resistance, which of course is futile with a boss like Craig. So beware of the coming Twitter ‘Fruitapocalypse’
For it signals the end of all life in the sea, and the decline of health in those with disposable income. Truly in those days, blessed will be the poor, for they cannot afford a ‘Fruiti Pattooti Breakfast Smoothie.’