In the Funny or Die animated interview show ‘Good God,’ Ben Carson tells the host God, what he would like to do to the American people if elected president, which frankly – freaks God out.
The host of Good God! is a dark complected deity in a Hawaiian shirt, whom – as you’d expect, is unflappable, having seen and heard it all. It follows that this hang-loose host is not judgmental, and is accepting of the variety of guests he interviews..Until Carson.
Perhaps we’d all like to know why Carson wants to be president. He has no experience, and as he proved at the National Press Club this week, while speaking about Hitler, the Nazi takeover and gun-grabbing, he has little knowledge that would qualify him for the job. God points out that there are a few more obvious aspects of the job that Carson has overlooked, but Carson placidly states his goals – as he placidly states everything; “As soon as I become president, on day one – I’m going to repeal Obamacare, and make our borders secure” Those two items seem to be mandatory goals for all Republican candidates, but Carson is determined to do one more thing for – or to the American people.
Like zombies which are much in evidence this time of year, Carson wants the brains of the American people! No, of course he doesn’t want to eat them…That would be silly!I Eating brains might be a silly thought, but it’s highly preferable to what this Carson truly intends to do to the brains of each and every one of us – placidly, and oh-so-very personally.