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Google Glass Sex App includes the command, Google Glass, Pull Out!

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So, you – or Michele Bachmann – can now record your bedroom sexcapades with Google Glass! With two people wearing the new controversial glasses, this up and coming app will allow each partner wearing one to see what the other one sees. The video is then stored for 5 hours before it self destructs, hopefully before it ends up in the cloud. No word yet if the app will work with more than two people. Order now at Glassandsex.com  

It is time to take up a collection to buy and send Marcus Bachmann a pair of Google Glasses. So hackers can hang out within WIFI range of the Bachmann bedroom or hack into their cell phone account and let’s see some of that stuff! Oh the humanity…

And hey ladies, having trouble placing mirrors correctly to see if you have blow dried the top or back of your head properly? And Guys! See how good you look with your eyes rolled up into the back of your head!

Needless to say, the Republican websites are aghast at this, and when you think of Michele and Marcus Bachmann it is no wonder. Or Chris Christie…