For your convenience, Google has installed a real, live human being to answer your questions. They believe it will save you valuable time. You’ll pause to think your search words through with more clarity, because everything you Google sounds a lot more silly to a live person, especially when you’re using the lame search words you throw at the screen now.
Also, after standing in a long line with your query, you are far less likely to waste hours killing time, researching bizarre and meaningless topics…You know how one just subject seems to lead to another, and pretty soon you’re late for work – and lunch too? Gaze upon the friendly Google man’s face and decide if he is truly the resource you want to direct you to those special…adult sites? I mean really – what will he think of you? You don’t give it a thought when it’s just you and the anonymous screen, do you? (Pssst: That’s what you think. The NSA is watching).
The man behind Google is a wise all-knowing and patient man, who will soon discourage you from pointless searches by the mere raising of an eyebrow – unless you’re a special kind of stupid; but even the most patient Google expert in the world has his limits. This is the first of a series of ‘Google Guy’ spoofs by College Humor which began in January of this year. I apologize for missing them the first time around. I hope you enjoy them, and . If you’ve already seen them, maybe you’ll agree they’re worth watching again!