College Humor’s latest and funniest video today suggests that Google is a regular office worker in shirtsleeves, who sits behind a desk which faces a never ending line-up of jostling oddballs and respectable appearing inquisitors alike. Representing the latter is an attractive woman whose curiosity about farts is seemingly limitless. A pair of men are locked in battle, desperate to know if it’s ‘Groundhog Day’ or ‘Groundhog’s Day.’ Add geography questions, illness symptoms and other profound answers which will change the course of someone’s life, and Google has a stressful job.
In keeping with his regulation office desk and chair, ‘Google’ handles inquiries the old fashioned way, and dispenses answers in actual paper files…Labor intensive work for what are often such silly questions!
I don’t think I’m unusual in that I’ve come to depend upon ‘the Google’ many times a day for important questions and idle curiosity as well – code for ex-stalking. Multiply those inquiries by millions of internet users, and it equals a mountain of work for this guy, and makes me rethink the importance of my own inquiries. An additional thorn in Google’s side is the annoyance factor of a vigilant NSA agent, crouching beside his desk, hoping for a question worth pouncing upon. Ha…And you thought NSA was more organized and diabolical.
The line forms to the left, and I believe that nice Mr. BING in the other room has an immediate opening, folks. We’ve cleverly posted part 2 first, there’s no point in becoming predictable now.