What does an aggressive madman and shirtless dictator who’s a Tea Party sex symbol do when the situation is serious? Vladimir Putin crushes candy – that’s what he admits to President Obama in a phone conversation. My translation may be a little off on this one.
We have front row seats when the two world leaders discuss the situation in Crimea. Jimmy Fallon reprises his role as the vodka swilling dictator, who manages to ‘burn’ Obama with a lame Obamacare joke. It was inevitable. The Tea Party Right adore Vlad. He was bound to eventually reciprocate, and pick up some of their wacky humor as well.
The two may not have accomplished anything with this phone call, but even Obama and Putin can agree on sending McCain to the Ukraine – which only happens to rhyme with ‘Insane in the Membrane’ There will be a sing-a-long later. Good times!