It is a dream come true (for someone) and the stuff of nightmares for others. The offering is the Vanity Fair 2011 GOP Beefcake Calendar. Because it is so difficult to predict who is going to remain in the race, this calendar includes many past and present. You’ll see such sizzling notables as pale rider Newt Gingrich, Foley Claus, and Romney, – who has a request of Newt, pertaining to the baby Jesus and his homeland. Don’t miss all-macho Rick Perry, and comparatively svelte Chris Christie. Barry White sets the mood, even for foxy ladies including Michele Bachmann (maybe) and Michael Musto – certainly, making an appearance. Perhaps you too will get a Boehner over this hot publication