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GOP Supports Obama For 2012: ‘We Need More Time To Completely Ruin His Life’
Bristol Palin let a family secret slip, and just in time to advocate for
the Planned Parenthood coup for free birth control. Mercy, what would
Sarah have named 15 more kids? I sense they were already stretched, with
Tripp, Trek, Trak, Trapp, Trick, Treat, Tribbles, Tiny, That One and
That Other One.
In an unexpected change of strategy the GOP is campaigning to re-elect President Obama!
Have Obama’s efforts to reach across the aisle borne fruit? Are the Republicans no longer vindictive and evil? The answers to the former and latter are both a resounding no! An anonymous spokesman stated," Obviously we don’t want to elect our candidates. On the bright side, after helping Obama’s re-election, it will be just like four years of Christmas to watch the slow crumbling of his spirit and his strong faith in his fellow man, and we’re just the party for the job." I suggest you look this gift horse in the mouth Mr. President.
In other news: Straight and Gay servicemen and women will have two weeks off to ‘ask and tell.’
In science news, scientists believe that a massive star at the center of the Solar System, may be causing uncomfortable climate changes this summer.