Government Shutdown Day Two! Time to embrace the shutdown, and say “blankety blank to you Obamacare!” We’ll all pay when Jackie has no Affordable Care (AKA Obamacare), and gets sick from drinking those Double Gulps. So drink up while Jackie reviews a few mind bending facts about the health care program that is causing Republicans to stop life as we know it. Spoiler alert: The program which they hate,hate,hate – was written by the conservative Heritage Foundation and supported by – guess who? Hint: he is the patron saint of all conservatives, although the Teabaggers would horrify even him. Mercifully he’s been spared.