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Happy 420 From Doritos!

There are some truths we avoid. One of them being that our marijuana laws destroy many many many more people’s lives than the pot itself. In fact, I would bet that if those tested with type A personalities were required to smoke three doobies a day, the murder rate, robbery rate, violence rate and getting anything done would drop in direct relation to the rise in junk food sales. The Belly Curve.

"Hey Billy Joe, let’s go bully that smart ugly kid outside and then rob the Quikie Mart."
"Sounds like plan Billy! Let’s smoke this doobie first…  … … … " 
"Hey Billy Joe, that Family Guy episode with all the farting is coming on. Let’s watch that and eat Doritos instead."
"Sounds like a plan!"