Cain is back ‘with a huge announcement,’ if you consider three words to be huge. I’ll bet you guessed his announcement and slogan. Cain is nothing if not Palinesque and repetitive, extremely repetitive.
This new breed of political celebrity knows how to peddle literally nothing and spin it into gold. Perhaps Herman can ride his bus into big bucks for showing up and spouting off just like Palin before him. There will be books to sign and – like his mentor Sarah, a desk at Fox News too, though nothing too confining. If you haven’t the urge to pound your head on a brick wall yet – keep in mind, reality shows are another perk of pseudo political stardom. Shouldn’t there be a law?