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It’s an inescapable fact that the airline industry is greedy. Using their services is inconvenient and often degrading. Have you seen airline ads and photos from the fifties, where airline travel is a luxurious adventure? Ladies wearing white gloves and gentlemen in suits are graciously served drinks and snacks as they’re whisked to their destination. Well snap out of it Sparky! If you think you have a bag of crackers coming to you, this isn’t First Class on the overnight flight to Marrakesh! Airlines have become masters of saving their money while divesting you of yours.
That’s where Cracked Comedy’s Roger Horton steps in as owner of Horton Airlines, speaking for the industry – if the industry just took a big dose of truth serum!
As Roger (played by Jack Hunter) cheerfully states: “Sometimes I forget that you’re entire people, and not butts that somehow possess plastic debt rectangles.”