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'I Want A Girl Like The Girls On Fox News,' Country Song Parody

I Want A Girl Like The Girls On Fox News, Country Song about Fox's hotties

“The Girls On Fox News” is writer performer Austin Cunningham's account of how he changed from a liberal to a conservative and Fox News junkie – not due to  an ideological  shift, but because of the leggy, beautiful women who adorn FOX News .
As an example; I very recently saw Gretchen Carlson first thing in the AM, seated between Doocy and Kilmeade  in a red cocktail dress, leading me to wonder, what  she wears in the evening – say, on New Year's Eve?  (meow)  It is  no mystery as to how Fox gets the male audience  to swallow the castor oil of imbecility…They barely taste  it, and hear even less.

Cheer up ladies… We can feast our eyes upon Bill O'Reilly, Steve Doocy, Brian Kilmeade, Neil Cavuto and Sean Hannity.  This is most definitely not gender equality!