America’s Best Christian, Mrs Betty Bowers, teaches children the definition of words they must blindly memorize to become a Real American. In lesson one, the vocabulary word ‘patriots’ is defined, as are the words ‘activists and ‘militants’ – see how they are all tied together!
Hey Home skoolers! Yes, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar – this one’s for you! I realize you may be planning to send the kids to Vacation Bible School, so you can spend some much needed ‘alone time’ together with the producers and PR people; but this short lesson is well worth your time. Watch it with your brood, then send them off to play ‘Pin the Tail on Satan’ with the other kids. You can reinforce the lesson later with flash cards.
You’ll thank me. Your offspring will always have the right (wing) word on the tip of their tongue or the jerk of a knee, when it’s time to label their fellow Americans.