There seems to be only two choices in this matter. That Iran is correct and these people are spies or… They are perhaps the dumbest three people in the whole frigging world.
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So far the Kick Travel agency has found only three people this mud dumb stupid; Shane Bauer, Sahah Shourd and Josh Fattal.
Speaking of hiking and hikers. It seems the attraction to climbing mountians in the wintertime is because of the excitement of possibly dying while doing so. That’s what makes it so cool! So please let’s hold off on the expensive rescue helicopters and such, dying on the mountain is what makes people want to do it in the first place. We should not take that away from them. Let Darwin sort it out.