Stephen Colbert surmises that because he has not been called by the DNC to make a speech at the Democratic Convention on VP Monday night, they are probably toying with his as the surprise VP pick by Barack Obama.
Stephen also explains why the mainstream media is so remiss in not picking up stories from the National Enquirer. After all, they had no problem picking up the unsubstantiated rumors that Saddam Hussein had Weapons of Mass Destruction and trained the 911 terrorists.