We can only hope that the new game in town, tailgating Broadway musicals, will spill over to tailgating movies, Apple stores with new iPhones, rock concerts and Republican debates. Love to see Chris Chistie to a keg standing chug.
All this keg chugging is new you know. Back in my college daze we would do no such thing. We would not save money by forgoing the ice bucket for a half barrel and instead put it on the floor in the middle of the kitchen, tape the nozzle open, pump and count as each of the 7 or 8 of us would hold it in our mouths counting until it was gone.
The high count was 38 by Shooks. We called these Friday night primers before going out THE PUKERS. You know, why it was so important to do them on linoleum or out on the porch. None of that really happened you know, I just made this up, for this kind of binge drinking is all something new this generation of college students thought up.
Something must be done about this or else it will just go on and on, generation after generation, American exceptionalism at it’s best.
Which reminds me, of all the Muslim nations in the Middle East, only Saddam Hussein’s Iraq drank beer and drank it openly and often. Now the drink blood which has seeped in to the water table over the entire region.